Round 5 Submission phase over. Vote.
In the Land of the Owl Turds
1.) Watch this morbid and radically diverse Sci-Fi thriller about a group of
students on a Spring Break sailing excursion. They are suddenly swarmed by
a large flock of Horned Owls, who begin dropping turds on the students. As
the turds hit, the mutation begins and the students are turned into mice. The
Owls whisk them away to a strange land where the students experience the
most frightful 3 days of their lives. Auntie Susan
2.) A 1950's satire about a young boy growing up during the Holocaust. Kyle
3.) A foul troll is banished from his village and finds adventure and acceptance
among the crude and hygienically-challenged fowls of Baxter's barn. Becky
4.) The strange story of a strange guy who drives around with doo-doo in his
truck, trying to pick up girls. Real One [1 vote (Carrie) way to spoil it for me, so close]
5.) A family of field mice try to survive in a world that has become over run by a
fiercely predatory species of barn owls. The owls, refereed to as turds, by all
the non predatory creatures have created a totalitarian regime and control all
aspects of life in the forest right down to the smallest insect. This delightful
non animated film, adapted from Orwell's 1984, is a must see for the entire
family. Mom/Auntie Chris (1 Vote)
6.) A father quits his executive position in a Wall Street company to go search for
his son who has become lost in the
7.) A man is lost in the forest. He meets a magician who has been trapped in a
mouse's body. He is tricked and finds himself trapped in the magician's place.
A must see thriller from 1958. Cindi (1 vote)
8.) Come with us now on a journey through time and space... in the Land of the
Owl Turds. The second in the "World of Ghorrn" series, "In The Land of the
Owl Turds" is a mystical tale of a land where everything lives. Even things
that for all intents and purposes should not, nor ever should be, alive. Take an
in-depth look at one of the most rich and diverse cultures in Ghorrn through the
eyes of one of it's own, a youngling named Krunnchi, and join him on a
journey of wonder, imagination and discovery. A thrilling sequel to "In the
Swamp of the Half-Eaten Jelly Sandwiches". Ebert and Roeper give it four
and a half thumbs way way way up. Carrie (2 votes)
9.) Follow the adventures of four Lilliputians people as they journey together to
discover who they are and where they belong. Amanda (2 votes)
10.) In The
Cave Owl, the smallest member of the owl family, Jimmy Braewen lives with
the nomadic people of Turdistan until he finally finds the little shits. This is
NOT a porno. Travis
11.) 14 year old Jason Lubbitz won the "Best Screenplay" award at the 1996
Hope everything is correct. I'm pretty bagged right now.
41 comments:
I'm going to give this one some deep thought, instead of winging off an answer like all the other rounds... Aunty Susan, you're going down.
I am playing. OK?
Ok seriously. How am I supposed to come up with something plausible with a title that includes the word turds? comon
Sorry buddy. I couldn't resist. Just take a shot at it and let the turds fall where they may ;)
man... this is gonna be brutal. i'm in.
Sigh. The best part of playing with Mom is this almost silent giggle thing she does, especially while people read her definitions. Mom, could you video tape yourself reading the definitions on Tuesday.
I agree. We were talking about that tonight. We miss it too.
This is brilliant. Bring it on. Owl turds? Why not?
OK we played Balderdash live tonight. I am fairly certain that my stomach is gonna hurt tomorrow from laughing so much. For all those who couldn't be there I am gonna give you a few highlights.
Word was wongwonga
Kyle said that it was what pygmies yell when they are playing golf instead of FOUR!!!! Cause you cant yell all those little clicking sounds that they make.
Cant you just see some little brown guy jumping up and down on some little hill in the bush yelling WONGWONGA!!! and all these pygmies diving for cover and shaking their fists at him and curse/clicking under their breath at him?
Peter wrote it was a Tahitian greeting which is followed by a butt squeeze or "goosing".
wongawonga...how you doin?
Initials were S.I.M.S
Carrie wrote Santa's In My Salami
Jack wrote Society of Inbred Mexican Siblings
There was others that were funny as well and so much stuff that was said in between that was hilarious.
This is the best game ever. Becky you need to get a scrap book and paste all the definitions you saved into it and then when we all get together you could bring it out and we could all read them. You could also scan it and email it as well. We talked about it tonight and think that it would be sweeeeeeeeet.
wow that was a long comment
I was also a big fan of
B.A.B.S
"Boobs Are Beautiful. So?"
Glad your playing Chris!
Bring it on Becky!!! this is so flukey that I am in the lead. I don't think well under pressure so I won't be winning at the Christmas gathering.
Yes, it feels luxurious to have tons of time to think it through doesn't it?
Ohhh jeez that Balderdash game was so classic. All of those could be really crappy pick up lines.
"Hey. Wongawonga. SIMS. BABS?"
Oh jeez. I'm excited for this round.
It's so hard to wait....
oh man... an hour and 8 minutes. i can't wait. i'm really excited about this one. oh. 1 hour 7 minutes now. i am that excited.
johnny. it is now 6:15pm saskatchewan time. it is no longer around 6. where are the answers? seriously... i'm dying here :P
Sorry buddy, I was in the land of cat turds, tomorrow is garbage day in Borden.
I'm just gettin' it ready, hold your horses, or whatever is accessible.
ummmmmm what gives bozo? We are all on pins and needles here. It is now 6:30 your time. coooooommmooooooooon!
oh ok then. Holding....
Sorry buddy, I was just in the land of cat turds. Garbage day in Borden tomorrow.
Just hold your horses, or whatever is easily accessible.
I've got something from everyone but Ang and Auntie Margaret. I think I'll post anyway, tough titty says the kitty.
How did I post twice. Stupid computers, eh!
Vote, Melissa is gonna fix my screw up.
trav is voting for number 11. although seriously. krunnchi the turd? LOVE IT!!! that was quite possibly the highlight of my day. seriously. it was awesome.
i'm also voting for #11
I vote for #11 This is a hard one
Oh crap. I mean, oh turd.
Blast.
We can't all vote 11. Just to be contrary, I'm going to say 7. Why the heck not? It's not like I'm going to win anyway.
Eleven? How is that even a movie description? If that's Aunty Susan's I'm going to have to start on a conspiracy theory right smartly.
I vote for Carrie's. Or number eight, if it somehow turns out to be someone else's. And I bow to the queen (or king) of blathering on and on and still keeping me on the edge of my seat. Becky gives that definition two thumbs way WAY up your nose with a rubber hose.
I vote #9
I vote for # 5.
Okay, I'm glad people are voting for one other than #11. Because I was thinking the exact same thing as Melanie, and was going to vote for something else, because I didn't want to be like everyone else.
Oh screw it. I vote for #4. I'm such a child. ROFLMAO... doo-doo. Hee hee... doo-doo. That's poop.
i vote for #9
Ahem...I vote for number eight. I am sure that is the right one. Hahahahaha! Naw, I am voting for it cause I loved it.
Voting aside, I wonder if the owls have one hunk turds or two hunk turds.
Lol Chris! Maybe someone should have consulted Sammy on this one!
Alright, I think everyone has voted now. I'll put up the results right away.
Oh, I have no idea how to do the thing on the side, obviously. I can hardly type a blog, so frustrating. Somebody else is going to have to do that. It took me 15 minutes last night to remember how to edit a post.
Oh wow. I didn't edit the points either. Oops.
Thanks for the votes guys, even though again, a perfect dismissal from Becky. I just couldn't think of a story :P
Only Carrie has the power to edit the points. THE POWER!!!!!
Haha, sorry Jonathan! Goodness sakes, I can't even believe that I picked the right one. Honestly, I picked it purely because it said doo-doo. Even now... doo-doo. That's funny.
And really... four points? How does that even happen. I thought the only points I was ever going to get were going to be from Becky, and purely for writing merit... or pity, whichever. This... this is more than I could have asked for. It's a Christmas miracle!
Oh yes, and that's right. *claps* I GOT THE POWER!
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