Hosers

Apparently, none of you were inspired by the brevity of Doft's definition. I'm thinking it's going to be pretty easy for you to guess the real definition... So far, you can pretty much just pick the only one that would actually fit on a Balderdash card. Hosers.

And in keeping with your preoccupation with writing sagas, I give you another classic Jonathan definition:

Dirty Little Billy
Billy gets a little dirty, and is scolded by his mother, and taught the merits of using Sunlight detergent, the movie (turn over page) flopped however, due to 90 minutes of scolding that ended up on the cutting room floor, leaving the movie only at a disheartening 4 minutes and 12 seconds, disappointing movie audiences across the country who were still reeling from the smash hit: Billy Falls Down.

And this one is short compared to some of the ones you've been sending me. Seriously. Hosers. Almost all of you.